Talk:Aku/@comment-24589210-20170313014247

LONG AGO IN THE DISTANT PAST, I AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING TENDRIL OF DARKNESS. UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL ON THE DINOSAURS, AND THE CAVEMEN, AND SHINICHI AND NAMELESS WILHELM SCREAMING MEATSHIELDS AND HORSES AND FAKE ASS ELIXER, THE EMPEROR, AND ARROWS, AND CITIES AND PLANETARY OBJECTS AND WARGEAR AND GODS AND GUARDS AND NATURE AND WEED AND VAPE JUICE HORSES AND FLYING NIMBUSES